If every American donated five hours a week, it would equal the labor of 20 million full-time volunteers.
I don’t like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good.
I don’t have pet peeves like some people. I have whole kennels of irritation.
We’re here for a reason. I believe a bit of the reason is to throw little torches out to lead people through the dark.
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