Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
—Colette
I believe there are more urgent and honorable occupations than the incomparable waste of time we call suffering.
—Colette
Topics: Adversity
Jealousy is not at all low, but it catches us humbled and bowed down, at first sight. For it is the only suffering that we endure without ever becoming used to it.
—Colette
Topics: Jealousy
The lovesick, the betrayed, and the jealous all smell alike.
—Colette
The woman who thinks she is intelligent demands equal rights with men. A woman who is intelligent does not.
—Colette
Topics: Intellectuals, Intelligence
Shall we never have done with that cliche, so stupid that it could only be human, about the sympathy of animals for man when he is unhappy? Animals love happiness almost as much as we do. A fit of crying disturbs them, they’ll sometimes imitate sobbing, and for a moment they’ll reflect our sadness. But they flee unhappiness as they flee fever, and I believe that in the long run they are capable of boycotting it.
—Colette
Topics: Animals
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
—Colette
Topics: Time, Cats
January, month of empty pockets! Let us endure this evil month, anxious as a theatrical producer’s forehead.
—Colette
Topics: Seasons, Winter
You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
—Colette
Topics: Passion, Mistakes, Enthusiasm
I love my past, I love my present. I am not ashamed of what I have had, and I am not sad because I no longer have it.
—Colette
Topics: The Past, Past
The true traveler is he who goes on foot, and even then, he sits down a lot of the time.
—Colette
Topics: Travel
Girls usually have a paper mache face on their wedding day.
—Colette
Topics: Marriage, Weddings
What a wonderful life I’ve had! I only wish I’d realized it sooner.
—Colette
We only do well the things we like doing.
—Colette
Topics: Enjoyment, Aptness, Appropriateness, Success
Real poverty is lack of books.
—Colette
Topics: Poverty
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
—Colette
Topics: Children
No temptation can ever be measured by the value of its object.
—Colette
Topics: Temptation
Is suffering so very serious?. I have come to doubt it. It may be quite childish, a sort of undignified pastime—I’m referring to the kind of suffering a man inflicts on a woman or a woman on a man. It’s extremely painful. I agree that it’s hardly bearable. But I very much fear that this sort of pain deserves no consideration at all. It’s no more worthy of respect than old age or illness.
—Colette
Topics: Suffering
It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of friendship.
—Colette
Topics: Manners, Courtesy
Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarette.
—Colette
Topics: Smoking
For to dream and then to return to reality only means that our qualms suffer a change of place and significance.
—Colette
Topics: Reality, Dreams
Researchers, with science as their authority, will be able to cut Animals up, alive, into small pieces, drop them from a great height to see if they are shattered by the fall, or deprive them of sleep for sixteen days and nights continuously for the purposes of an iniquitous monograph… Animal trust, undeserved faith, when at last will you turn away from us? Shall we never tire of deceiving, betraying, tormenting animals before they cease to trust us?
—Colette
Topics: Science
We only do well the things we like doing.
—Colette
Topics: Enjoyment, Aptness, Appropriateness, Success
What a wonderful life I’ve had! I only wish I’d realized it sooner.
—Colette
Topics: Blessings, Living, Life, Happiness
A happy childhood is poor preparation for human contacts.
—Colette
Topics: Experience, Childhood
There is no need to waste pity on young girls who are having their moments of disillusionment, for in another moment they will recover their illusion.
—Colette
Topics: Girls, Children
There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.
—Colette
Can it be that chance has made me one of those women so immersed in one man that, whether they are barren or not, they carry with them to the grave the shriveled innocence of an old maid?
—Colette
Music is love in search of a word.
—Colette
Topics: Music, One liners
Be happy. It’s one way of being wise.
—Colette
Topics: Happiness, Wisdom
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- Henri de Montherlant French Essayist, Novelist, Dramatist
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- Andre Gide French Novelist
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- Roland Barthes French Literary Theorist
- Arthur Rimbaud French Poet
- Simone de Beauvoir French Philosopher
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