I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.
Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much
Don’t carry a grudge. While you’re carrying the grudge the other guy’s out dancing.
I’ve had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why?. While you’re carrying a grudge, they’re out dancing.
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