If you aren’t cute, you may as well be clever.
—David Sedaris
Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings
—David Sedaris
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.
—David Sedaris
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