In human relationships, kindness and lies are worth a thousand truths.
—Graham Greene
Topics: Lies, Deception/Lying, Lying
If I had to choose between life in the Soviet Union and life in the U. S. A. , I would certainly choose the Soviet Union.
—Graham Greene
We mustn’t complain too much of being comedians—it’s an honorable profession. If only we could be good ones the world might gain at least a sense of style. We have failed—that’s all. We are bad comedians, we aren’t bad men.
—Graham Greene
Topics: Comedy
Media is just a word that has come to mean bad journalism.
—Graham Greene
Topics: Media, Journalism
Sentimentality—that’s what we call the sentiment we don’t share.
—Graham Greene
Topics: Emotions
A treasure is to be valued for its own sake and not for what it will buy.
—Graham Greene
Topics: Money
People talk about the courage of condemned men walking to the place of execution: sometimes it needs as much courage to walk with any kind of bearing towards another person’s habitual misery.
—Graham Greene
Topics: Money, Misery
Cynicism is cheap—you can buy it at any Monoprix store—it’s built into all poor-quality goods.
—Graham Greene
Topics: Cynicism
No human being can really understand another, and no one can arrange another’s happiness.
—Graham Greene
Topics: Self-reliance, Confidence
You think it more difficult to turn air into wine than to turn wine into blood?
—Graham Greene
Topics: Difficulty
Those who marry God can become domesticated too—it’s just as hum-drum a marriage as all the others. The word Love means a formal touch of the lips as in the ceremony of the Mass, and Ave Maria like dearest is a phrase to open a letter. This marriage like the world’s marriages was held together by habits and tastes shared in common between God and themselves—it was God’s taste to be worshipped and their taste to worship, but only at stated hours like a suburban embrace on a Saturday night.
—Graham Greene
Topics: Religion
Unhappiness in a child accumulates because he sees no end to the dark tunnel. The thirteen weeks of a term might just as well be thirteen years.
—Graham Greene
Topics: Children
If you have abandoned one faith, do not abandon all faith. There is always an alternative to the faith we lose. Or is it the same faith under another mask?
—Graham Greene
Topics: Faith
He felt the loyalty we feel to unhappiness—the sense that is where we really belong.
—Graham Greene
Topics: Unhappiness, Sadness
However great a man’s fear of life, suicide remains the courageous act, the clear-headed act of a mathematician. The suicide has judged by the laws of chance—so many odds against one that to live will be more miserable than to die. His sense of mathematics is greater than his sense of survival. But think how a sense of survival must clamor to be heard at the last moment, what excuses it must present of a totally unscientific nature.
—Graham Greene
Topics: Suicide
Against the beautiful and the clever and the successful, one can wage a pitiless war, but not against the unattractive: then the millstone weighs on the breast.
—Graham Greene
Topics: Appearance
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It’s the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.
—Graham Greene
Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.
—Graham Greene
Topics: Wine, Challenges, Alcohol
When we are not sure, we are alive.
—Graham Greene
Topics: Uncertainty, Certainty, Ignorance, Doubt
Innocence always calls mutely for protection when we would be so much wiser to guard ourselves against it: innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.
—Graham Greene
Topics: Innocence
A petty reason perhaps why novelists more and more try to keep a distance from journalists is that novelists are trying to write the truth and journalists are trying to write fiction.
—Graham Greene
Topics: Journalism, Journalists
When you visualized a man or woman carefully, you could always begin to feel pity—that was a quality God’s image carried with it. When you saw the lines at the corners of the eyes, the shape of the mouth, how the hair grew, it was impossible to hate. Hate was just a failure of imagination.
—Graham Greene
Reality in our century is not something to be faced.
—Graham Greene
Topics: Reality
Communism, my friend, is more than Marxism, just as Catholicism is more than the Roman Curia. There is a mystique as well as a politick. Catholics and Communists have committed great crimes, but at least they have not stood aside, like an established society, and been indifferent. I would rather have blood on my hands than water like Pilate.
—Graham Greene
Topics: Communism, Socialism
There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in.
—Graham Greene
Topics: Youth, Childhood
Our worst enemies here are not the ignorant and simple, however cruel; our worst enemies are the intelligent and corrupt.
—Graham Greene
Topics: Enemy
Failure too is a form of death…
—Graham Greene
Topics: Failure
A murderer is regarded by the conventional world as something almost monstrous, but a murderer to himself is only an ordinary man. It is only if the murderer is a good man that he can be regarded as monstrous.
—Graham Greene
Topics: Murder
I have often noticed that a bribe has that effect—it changes a relation. The man who offers a bribe gives away a little of his own importance; the bribe once accepted, he becomes the inferior, like a man who has paid for a woman.
—Graham Greene
Topics: Corruption, Defects
We’d forgive most things if we knew the facts.
—Graham Greene
Topics: Determination
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