I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
—Bette Midler
Topics: Sex
I wouldn’t say I invented tack, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
—Bette Midler
Topics: Popularity
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
—Bette Midler
Topics: Age
Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, “I’ll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?”
—Bette Midler
Topics: Cats
The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.
—Bette Midler
It’s the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance.
—Bette Midler
Topics: Heart
I always try to balance the light with the heavy—a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
—Bette Midler
Topics: Balance
Me, I’m just a hack. I’m just a schlepper. I just do what I can do.
—Bette Midler
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