Though Diogenes lived in a tub, there might have been, for aught I know, as much pride under his rags, as in the fine-spun garments of the divine Plato.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Pride
The lack of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Belief
Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Men
He that calls a man ungrateful, sums up all the evil of which one can be guilty.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Ingratitude
As love without esteem is capricious and volatile; esteem without love is languid and cold.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Love
I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Shame
One principal point of good-breeding is to suit our behavior to the three several degrees of men—our superiors, our equals, and those below us.
—Jonathan Swift
Most actions, good or bad, may be resolved into the love of ourselves; but the self-love of some men inclines them to please others, and the self-love of others is wholly employed in pleasing themselves. This makes the great distinction between virtue and vice.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Self-love
For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Government
Interest is the spur of the people, but glory that of great souls. Invention is the talent of youth, and judgment of age.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Invention, Youth, Talent
Style may be defined, “proper words in proper places.”
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Style
Reason is a very light rider, and easily shook off.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Reason
Everyone desires long life, not one old age.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Aging
Brisk talkers are usually slow thinkers. There is, indeed, no wild beast more to be dreaded than a communicative man having nothing to communicate. If you are civil to the voluble they will abuse your patience; if brusque, your character.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Talking
Human brutes, like other beasts, find snares and poison in the provisions of life, and are allured by their appetites to their destruction.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Seduction
The example of a vicious prince will corrupt an age, but that of a good one will not reform it.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Kings
Complaint is the largest tribute Heaven receives.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Complaining, Pessimism, Complaints
Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse; whoever makes the fewest persons uneasy, is the best bred man in company.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Manners
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Conversation
I wont quarrel with my bread and butter.
—Jonathan Swift
All fits of pleasure are balanced by an equal degree of pain or languor; ’tis like spending this year, part of the next year’s revenue.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Pleasure
As universal a practice as lying is, and as easy a one as it seems, I do not remember to have heard three good lies in all my conversation.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Lying
What some people invent the rest enlarge.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Humor
A wise person should have money in their head, but not in their heart.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Money
This is every cook’s opinion – no savory dish without an onion, but lest your kissing should be spoiled your onions must be fully boiled.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Eating
Whoever wishes to win in this game must have patience and money, since the values are so little constant and the rumors so little founded on truth.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Prophecy, Dreams, Winners, Forethought, Vision, Foresight, Winning
No preacher is listened to but time; which gives us the same train and turn of thought that elder people have tried in vain to put into our heads.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Time
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Ambition
The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable, for the happy impute all their success to prudence or merit.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Fortune
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
—Jonathan Swift
Topics: Religion
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