A sodomite got very excited looking at a zoology text. Does this make it pornography?
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Perspective
There are grammatical errors even in his silence.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Silence
The exit is usually where the entrance was.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
The finger of God never leaves identical fingerprints.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: God
Some like to understand what they believe in. Others like to believe in what they understand.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Belief, Faith, Beliefs
The window to the world can be covered by a newspaper.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Media
The first condition of immortality is death.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Immortality
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Snow, Responsibility
The weakest link in a chain is the strongest because it can break it.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Strength
Intelligence, in diapers, is invisible. And when it matures, out the window it flies. We have to pounce on it earlier.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Intellectuals, Intelligence
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don’t bite everybody.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Thinking, Thought, Thoughts
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Progress
When everything has to be right, something isn’t.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Perfection
He who limps still walks.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Blessings
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Change, Joy, Parties, Celebration
He who limps is still walking.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Action, Walking
You can change your faith without changing gods, and vice versa.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Faith
You will always find some Eskimos willing to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Advice
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Change, Joy, Parties, Celebration
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he entitled to happiness?
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Luck
You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Patience
People find life entirely too time-consuming.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Life and Living
The first requisite for immortality is death.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Immortality
Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Truth
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