Do you know why grandchildren are always so full of energy? They suck it out of their grandparents.
—Gene Perret
Humor is an attitude. It’s a way of looking at life and of telling others how you feel about what’s happening around you.
—Gene Perret
Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
—Gene Perret
Topics: Retirement
An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.
—Gene Perret
Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.
—Gene Perret
Leisure: A fancy word for people who don’t want to admit they’re bored.
—Gene Perret
Topics: Leisure
Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
—Gene Perret
Topics: Retirement
We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It’s called love.
—Gene Perret
Topics: Marriage
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