I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation.
—Bill Maher
Topics: Spirituality
Abstinence is a perversion.
—Bill Maher
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
—Bill Maher
Topics: Women
The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
—Bill Maher
Topics: Authority
Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
—Bill Maher
Topics: Ego
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
—Bill Maher
Men are only as loyal as their options.
—Bill Maher
Topics: Opinions, Men, One liners
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
—Bill Maher
Topics: Responsibility
Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
—Bill Maher
Topics: Mistakes
I think religion is bad and drugs are good.
—Bill Maher
Topics: Drugs
Everything that used to be a sin, is now a disease.
—Bill Maher
Topics: Sin
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
—Bill Maher
Topics: Bureaucracy
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
—Bill Maher
Topics: Disorder, Flying
Suicide is man’s way of telling God, “You can’t fire me – I quit.”
—Bill Maher
Topics: Funny quotes, Death
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