Inspirational Quotations

Inspirational Quotes by Bill Maher (American Comedian, TV Personality)

William “Bill” Maher, Jr. (b.1956) is an American stand-up comedian, television host, political commentator, satirist, author, and actor. Before his current role as the host of HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher, Maher hosted a similar late-night talk show called Politically Incorrect, originally on Comedy Central and later on ABC.

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I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation.
Bill Maher
Topics: Spirituality

Abstinence is a perversion.
Bill Maher

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
Bill Maher
Topics: Women

The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
Bill Maher
Topics: Authority

Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
Bill Maher
Topics: Ego

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
Bill Maher

Men are only as loyal as their options.
Bill Maher
Topics: Opinions, Men, One liners

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
Bill Maher
Topics: Responsibility

Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
Bill Maher
Topics: Mistakes

I think religion is bad and drugs are good.
Bill Maher
Topics: Drugs

Everything that used to be a sin, is now a disease.
Bill Maher
Topics: Sin

Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
Bill Maher
Topics: Bureaucracy

I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
Bill Maher
Topics: Disorder, Flying

Suicide is man’s way of telling God, “You can’t fire me – I quit.”
Bill Maher
Topics: Funny quotes, Death

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