William “Bill” Maher, Jr. (b.1956) is an American stand-up comedian, television host, political commentator, satirist, author, and actor. Before his current role as the host of HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher, Maher hosted a similar late-night talk show called Politically Incorrect, originally on Comedy Central and later on ABC.
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
—Bill Maher
Topics: Flying, Disorder
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
—Bill Maher
Topics: Bureaucracy
Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
—Bill Maher
Topics: Mistakes
Abstinence is a perversion.
—Bill Maher
I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation.
—Bill Maher
Topics: Spirituality
Everything that used to be a sin, is now a disease.
—Bill Maher
Topics: Sin
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
—Bill Maher
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
—Bill Maher
Topics: Women
The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
—Bill Maher
Topics: Authority
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
—Bill Maher
Topics: Responsibility
Suicide is man’s way of telling God, “You can’t fire me – I quit.”
—Bill Maher
Topics: Funny quotes, Death
Men are only as loyal as their options.
—Bill Maher
Topics: Men, Opinions, One liners
Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
—Bill Maher
Topics: Ego
I think religion is bad and drugs are good.
—Bill Maher
Topics: Drugs
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