Let’s face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you’ll end up naked at the end of it.
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
The less you know about a field, the better your odds. Dumb boldness is the best way to approach a new challenge.
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
A date is a job interview that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is that there are not many job interviews where there’s a chance you’ll end up naked at the end of it.
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
Wondering Whom to Read Next?
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- Robin Williams American Actor
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- Whoopi Goldberg American Comedian
- Bill Maher American Comedian, TV Personality
- Jonathan Winters American Comedian
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