A date is a job interview that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is that there are not many job interviews where there’s a chance you’ll end up naked at the end of it.
—Jerry Seinfeld
Topics: Jobs
The less you know about a field, the better your odds. Dumb boldness is the best way to approach a new challenge.
—Jerry Seinfeld
Topics: Understanding
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
—Jerry Seinfeld
Topics: Men
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
—Jerry Seinfeld
Topics: Babies
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
—Jerry Seinfeld
There’s no such thing as fun for the whole family.
—Jerry Seinfeld
Topics: Fun, Family
Let’s face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you’ll end up naked at the end of it.
—Jerry Seinfeld
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