When he that speaks, and he to whom he speaks, neither of them understand what is meant, that is metaphysics.
—Voltaire
Providence has given us hope and sleep as a compensation for the many cares of life.
—Voltaire
Topics: Caring
In the case of news, we should always wait for the sacrament of confirmation.
—Voltaire
Topics: News
England has 42 religions and only two sauces.
—Voltaire
Topics: Britain
Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
—Voltaire
Topics: Pleasure, Reality, Illusion, One liners
A multitude of laws in a country is like a great number of physicians, a sign of weakness and malady.
—Voltaire
Topics: Laws, Law
If you wish to converse with me, define your terms.
—Voltaire
Topics: Communication
That sovereign is a tyrant who knows no law but his own caprice.
—Voltaire
Topics: Tyranny
The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors.
—Voltaire
Topics: Ancestors, Soldiers
Men are in general so tricky, so envious, and so cruel, that when we find one who is only weak, we are happy.
—Voltaire
Topics: Weakness
Prejudice is the reason of fools.
—Voltaire
Topics: Prejudice
All styles are good except the boring kind.
—Voltaire
I hate women because they always know where things are.
—Voltaire
Topics: Women
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
—Voltaire
Topics: Singing
Woe to the makers of literal translations, who by rendering every word weaken the meaning! It is indeed by so doing that we can say the letter kills and the spirit gives life.
—Voltaire
In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
—Voltaire
Topics: Government, Taxes, Taxation
Let us work without theorizing, ‘Tis the only way to make life endurable.
—Voltaire
Topics: Theory, Assumptions
The secret of making one’s self tiresome, is, not to know when to stop.
—Voltaire
Topics: Bores
The infinitely little have a pride infinitely great.
—Voltaire
Topics: Pride
If there had been a censorship of the press in Rome we should have had today neither Horace nor Juvenal, nor the philosophical writings of Cicero.
—Voltaire
Topics: Censorship
He who doesn’t have the spirit of his time, has all its misery.
—Voltaire
Topics: Spirituality, Spirit
It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one.
—Voltaire
Topics: Justice
Pleasure has its time; so too, has wisdom. Make love in thy youth, and in old age attend to thy salvation.
—Voltaire
Topics: Pleasure
Pleasure is the object, duty and the goal of all rational creatures.
—Voltaire
Topics: Pleasure, Goals, Happiness, Aspirations
It is new fancy rather than taste which produces so many new fashions.
—Voltaire
Topics: Fashion
I should stop myself from dying if a good joke or a good idea occurred to me.
—Voltaire
Topics: Jokes
I die adoring God, loving my friends, not hating my enemies, and detesting superstition.
—Voltaire
Topics: Superstition
A woman can keep one secret – the secret of her age.
—Voltaire
Topics: Secrets
[History is] little else than a long succession of useless cruelties.
—Voltaire
Topics: History
The history of human opinion is scarcely anything more than the history of human errors.
—Voltaire
Topics: Opinion, Opinions
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