Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin-it’s the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
—S. J. Perelman
Topics: Love
The main obligation is to amuse yourself.
—S. J. Perelman
Topics: Goals, Aspirations, Simplicity, Happiness
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
—S. J. Perelman
Topics: Learning
If, at the close of business each evening, I myself can understand what I’ve written, I feel the day hasn’t been totally wasted.
—S. J. Perelman
Topics: Writing
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