Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about.
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands – and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.
Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.
Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.
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