Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
—Sam Ewing
Topics: Computers
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.
—Sam Ewing
Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.
—Sam Ewing
The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.
—Sam Ewing
Topics: Travel, Tourism
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about.
—Sam Ewing
Topics: Arguments
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.
—Sam Ewing
Topics: Government
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
—Sam Ewing
Topics: Blame
In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to ‘Until debt do us part’.
—Sam Ewing
Topics: Marriage, Funny quotes
When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn’t the old home you missed but your childhood.
—Sam Ewing
Topics: Childhood, Aging
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
—Sam Ewing
Topics: Money
Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.
—Sam Ewing
Topics: Action
Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands – and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
—Sam Ewing
Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.
—Sam Ewing
Topics: Father
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