If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it.
If you have it and don’t know you have it, you don’t have it.
If you don’t have it but you think you have it, then you have it.
—Jackie Gleason
Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.
—Jackie Gleason
Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle
—Jackie Gleason
Topics: Golf
Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity; at least while dreaming, we partake of the power of the Spirit, the infinite Godhead that creates the cosmos.
—Jackie Gleason
Topics: Dreams
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you’re off it.
—Jackie Gleason
Topics: Diet, Weight
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