Inspirational Quotes by Martin H. Fischer

The tears of the red, yellow, black, brown and white man are all the same.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Equality

Bureaus are extrusions from the body politic – they are pus.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Government

Don’t forget that the flavors of wine and cheese depend upon the types of infecting microrganisms.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Eating

Physiological response to thinking and to pain is the same; and man is not given to hurting himself.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Thinking

The natural philosophers are mostly gone. We modern scientists are adding too many decimals.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Philosophy

A man may be born a jackass; but it is his business if he makes himself a double one.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Integrity

The inventor of soda crackers has a place in hell.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Eating

The new appears as a minority point of view, and hence is unpopular. The function of a university is to give it a sanctuary.
—Martin H. Fischer

The tragedy of education is played in two scenes – incompetent pupils facing competent teachers and incompetent teachers facing competent pupils.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Education

Expect an early death – it will keep you busier.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Carpe-diem

Disease is somatic; the suffering from it, psychic.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Health

Bacteria keeps us from heaven and puts us there.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Health

The judicial mind is too commonly characterized by a regard for a fourth decimal as the equal of a whole number.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Perspective

Facts are not science – as the dictionary is not literature.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Science

All the world is a laboratory to the inquiring mind.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Learning

I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five.
—Martin H. Fischer

Education aims to give you a boost up the ladder of knowledge. Too often, it just gives you a cramp on one of its rungs.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Education

Morphine and state relief are the same. You go dopey, feel better and are worse off.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Government

God’s interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Pregnancy

Don’t confuse hypothesis and theory. The former is a possible explanation; the latter, the correct one. The establishment of theory is the very purpose of science.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Explanation

First need in the reform of hospital management? That’s easy! The death of all dietitians, and the resurrection of a French chef.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Health

A specialist is a person who fears the other subjects.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Professionalism, Experts

A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Thinking, Thought, Thoughts

Standardization is the fertilizer of college education. A little may be useful, but flowers do not grow in pure manure.
—Martin H. Fischer

The first attribute that characterizes the greater man from the moron is his thicker layer of inhibition.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Self-Control

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Life

A living civilization creates; a dying, builds museums.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Civilization

Knowledge is a process of piling up facts; wisdom lies in their simplification.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Knowledge, Wisdom

The breakfast slimes, angel food cake, doughnuts and coffee, white bread and gravy cannot build an enduring nation.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: Eating

Most of the food allergies die under garlic and onion.
—Martin H. Fischer
Topics: One liners, Eating