Two can live as cheaply as one – if they both have good jobs.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Jobs
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Television
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Bureaucracy, Power
If at first you don’t succeed, lie, lie again.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Success, Lies, Success & Failure
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents shortcomings.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Psychiatry
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Taxes
Men now monopolize the upper levels… depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Feminism, Women
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Bureaucracy
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Logic, Ignorance
Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Effort
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Originality, Innovation
Hereditary is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
—Laurence J. Peter
The man who believes he can do it is probably right, and so is the man who believes he can’t.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Beliefs
When I want your opinion I’ll give it to you.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Opinions, Opinion
Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Problems
Speak when you are angry—and you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Speech, Anger, Regret, Disappointment, Remorse
If you don’t learn from your mistakes, There’s no point in making them.
—Laurence J. Peter
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Adversity, Opportunity
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Work
Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes your destiny, and your hour-by-hour mental conduct produces power for change in your life. Develop a train of thought on which to ride. The nobility of your life as well as your happiness depends upon the direction in which that train of thought is going.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Imagination
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Humility
The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Intellectuals, Intelligence
The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Communication
Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
—Laurence J. Peter
Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Experts
If you don’t know where you’re going, you will probably end up somewhere else.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Goals
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Prejudice, Education
You can always tell a real friend; when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Friendship, Friends
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Funny quotes, Women
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Intelligence
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- S. I. Hayakawa Canadian-Born Academic
- Booker T. Washington African-American Educationist
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- Robert H. Shaffer American Educator
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