No, sir, th dimmycratic party aint on speakin terms with itsilf. Whin ye see two men with white neckties go into a sthreet car an set in opposite corners while wan mutthers Thraiter an th other hisses Miscreent ye can bet theyre two dimmycratic leaders thryin to reunite th gran ol party.
—Finley Peter Dunne
The past always looks better than it was; it’s only pleasant because it isn’t here.
—Finley Peter Dunne
Topics: The Past, Past
A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.
—Finley Peter Dunne
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