Unhappiness is not knowing what we want, and killing ourselves to get it.
—Don Herold
Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it
—Don Herold
Topics: Golf
Babies are such a nice way to start people
—Don Herold
Topics: Funny quotes, Babies
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
—Don Herold
Topics: Intelligence, Intellectuals
I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.
—Don Herold
Topics: Wealth
There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.
—Don Herold
Topics: Cities, City Life
Why resist temptation? There will always be more.
—Don Herold
Topics: Temptation
Don’t ever slam a door, you might want to go back.
—Don Herold
Topics: Opportunity
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
—Don Herold
Topics: Life and Living
Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people
—Don Herold
Topics: Morality
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
—Don Herold
Topics: Humor
The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
—Don Herold
Topics: Learning
If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I’d have fewer imaginary ones.
—Don Herold
Topics: Worry
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
—Don Herold
Topics: Work
Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.
—Don Herold
There’s one thing about baldness, it’s neat.
—Don Herold
Topics: Appearance
Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.
—Don Herold
Topics: Poverty, The Poor
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