The best things in life aren’t things.
—Art Buchwald
Topics: Possessions, Love, Property, Consumerism
Put yourself in Hamlet’s shoes. Suppose you were a prince, and you came back from college to discover that your uncle had murdered your father and married your mother, and you fell in love with a beautiful girl and mistakenly murdered her father, and then she went crazy and drowned herself. What would you do? Go back for a masters?
—Art Buchwald
If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
—Art Buchwald
Topics: Protest
Whether it is the best of times or the worst of times, it is the only time we have.
—Art Buchwald
Topics: Acceptance, Time Management, Carpe-diem, Waste, The Present
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven’t been taxed before.
—Art Buchwald
Topics: Taxation
We seem to be going through a period of nostalgia, and everyone seems to think yesterday was better than today. I don’t think it was, and I would advise you not to wait ten years before admitting today was great. If you’re hung up on nostalgia, pretend today is yesterday and just go out and have one hell of a time.
—Art Buchwald
Topics: Live-now, The Past
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