Wives are young men’s mistresses; companions for middle age; and old men’s nurses.
—Francis Bacon (1561–1626) English Philosopher
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.
—Oliver Goldsmith (1730–74) Irish Novelist, Playwright, Poet
Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.
—Andrew Jackson (1767–1845) American Head of State
I know the sum of all that makes a man—a just man—happy, consists in the well choosing of his wife; and then well to discharge it, does require equality of years, of birth, of fortune.
—Philip Massinger (1583–1640) English Playwright
The dignity of woman consists in being unknown to the world.—Her glory is the esteem of her husband; her pleasure the happiness of her family.
—Jean-Jacques Rousseau (1712–78) Swiss-born French Philosopher
Hanging and wiving go by destiny.
—William Shakespeare (1564–1616) British Playwright
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
—Irish Proverb
In the election of a wife, as in a project of war, to err but once is to be undone forever.
—Conyers Middleton (1683–1750) English Clergyman, Theologian
For a wife take the daughter of a good mother.
—Thomas Fuller (1608–61) English Cleric, Historian
Sole partner, and sole part of all my joys, dearer thyself than all.
—John Milton (1608–74) English Poet, Civil Servant, Scholar, Debater
All other goods by fortune’s hand are given: A wife is the peculiar gift of Heaven.
—Alexander Pope (1688–1744) English Poet
A light wife doth make a heavy husband.
—William Shakespeare (1564–1616) British Playwright
The death of a man’s wife is like cutting down an ancient oak that has long shaded the family mansion. Henceforth the glare of the world, with its cares and vicissitudes, falls upon the widower’s heart, and there is nothing to break their force, or shield him from the full weight of misfortune. It is as if his right hand were withered; as if one wing of his angel was broken, and every movement that he made brought him to the ground. His eyes are dimmed and glassy, and when the film of death falls over him, he misses those accustomed tones which might have smoothed his passage to the grave.
—Alphonse de Lamartine (1790–1869) French Poet, Politician, Historian
When it shall please God to bring thee to man’s estate, use great providence and circumspection in choosing thy wife. For from thence will spring all thy future good or evil, and it is an action of life like unto a stratagem of war, wherein a man can err but once.
—Philip Sidney (1554–86) English Soldier Poet, Courtier
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
—Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh (1921–2021) Consort of Queen Elizabeth II
First get an absolute conquest over thyself, and then thou wilt easily govern thy wife.
—Thomas Fuller (1608–61) English Cleric, Historian
A man’s mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
—Walter Bagehot (1826–77) English Economist, Journalist
The highest gift and favor of God is a pious, kind, godly, and domestic wife, with whom thou mayest live peaceably, and to whom thou mayest intrust all thy possessions, yea, thy body and thy life.
—Martin Luther (1483–1546) German Protestant Theologian
There is one name which I can never utter without a reverence due to the religion which binds earth to heaven—a name cheered, beautified, exalted and hallowed—and that is the name of wife.
—Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton (1803–73) British Novelist, Poet, Politician
A woman in a single state may be happy, or may be miserable, but most happy, and most miserable, these are epithets applicable only to the wife.
—Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772–1834) English Poet, Literary Critic, Philosopher
My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.
—Socrates (469BCE–399BCE) Ancient Greek Philosopher
There is nothing upon this earth that can be compared with the faithful attachment of a wife; no creature who, for the object of her love, is so indomitable, so persevering, so ready to suffer and die. Under the most depressing circumstances, woman’s weaknesses become a mighty power; her timidity becomes fearless courage; all her shrinking and sinking passes away; and her spirit acquires the firmness of marble—adamantine firmness—when circumstances drive her to put forth all her energy and the inspiration of her affections.
—Daniel Webster (1782–1852) American Statesman, Lawyer
One should choose a wife with the ears, rather than with the eyes.
—French Proverb
The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.
—Michael Jordan (b.1963) American Sportsperson, Businessperson
No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.
—Harold Macmillan (1894–1986) British Head of State
The good wife is none of our dainty dames, who love to appear in a variety of suits every day new; as if a gown, like a stratagem in war, were to be used but once. But our good wife sets up a sail according to the keel of her husband’s estate; and, if of high parentage, she doth not so remember what she was by birth, that she forgets what she is by match.
—Thomas Fuller (1608–61) English Cleric, Historian
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
—Groucho Marx (1890–1977) American Actor, Comedian, Singer
It very seldom happens that a man is slow enough in assuming the character of a husband, or a woman quick enough in condescending to that of a wife.
—Joseph Addison (1672–1719) English Essayist, Poet, Playwright, Politician
No man can live piously or die righteously without a wife.
—Jean Paul (1763–1825) German Novelist, Philosopher
A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man’s cares, and two-thirds of his ill-humor.
—Charles Reade (1814–84) English Novelist, Playwright
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