A woman can keep one secret – the secret of her age
—Voltaire
Topics: Secrets
God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best.
—Voltaire
Topics: Religion, God
Pleasure has its time; so too, has wisdom. Make love in thy youth, and in old age attend to thy salvation.
—Voltaire
Topics: Pleasure
All the reasonings of men are not worth one sentiment of women.
—Voltaire
Topics: Woman
Tears are the silent language of grief.
—Voltaire
Topics: Loss, Grief, One liners, Tears, Crying
The superfluous is very necessary.
—Voltaire
Topics: Necessity
The best government is a benevolent tyranny tempered by an occasional assassination.
—Voltaire
Topics: Government, Politics
It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong.
—Voltaire
Topics: Government
It is not known precisely where angels dwell—whether in the air, the void, or the planets. It has not been God’s pleasure that we should be informed of their abode.
—Voltaire
Topics: Angels
My prayer to God is a very short one: “O Lord, make my enemies look ridiculous!” God has granted it.
—Voltaire
Topics: Prayer
The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not possess it.
—Voltaire
Topics: Reason
The best is the enemy of the good.
—Voltaire
Topics: Excellence
The opportunity to do mischief is found a hundred times a day, and that of doing good once a year.
—Voltaire
Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.
—Voltaire
Let us work without theorizing, ‘Tis the only way to make life endurable.
—Voltaire
Topics: Assumptions, Theory
The infinitely little have a pride infinitely great.
—Voltaire
Topics: Pride
The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.
—Voltaire
Topics: Stupidity
England has 42 religions and only two sauces.
—Voltaire
Topics: Britain
Our wretched species is so made that those who walk on the well-trodden path always throw stones at those who are showing a new road.
—Voltaire
Topics: Conformity, Originality
Philosophers never stood in need of Homer or the Pharisees to be convinced that everything is done by immutable laws; that everything is settled; that everything is the necessary effect of some previous cause.
—Voltaire
Topics: Destiny
Satire lies about men of letters during their lives, and eulogy after their death.
—Voltaire
Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need.
—Voltaire
Topics: Boredom, Work, Vice
If there were only one religion in England there would be danger of despotism, if there were two, they would cut each other’s throats, but there are thirty, and they live in peace and happiness.
—Voltaire
Is there anyone so wise as to learn by the experience of others?
—Voltaire
Topics: Role models
It is new fancy rather than taste which produces so many new fashions.
—Voltaire
Topics: Fashion
Books rule the world, or at least those nations which have a written language; the others do not matter.
—Voltaire
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
—Voltaire
Topics: Singing
Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.
—Voltaire
Topics: Eating
A multitude of laws in a country is like a great number of physicians, a sign of weakness and malady.
—Voltaire
Topics: Law, Laws
I envy animals for two things – their ignorance of evil to come, and their ignorance of what is said about them.
—Voltaire
Topics: Envy
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- Victor Hugo French Novelist
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- Jean Cocteau French Poet, Artist
- Simone de Beauvoir French Philosopher
- Michel Foucault French Philosopher
- Anatole France French Novelist
- Albert Camus Algerian-born French Philosopher
- Octave Mirbeau French Author
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau French Philosopher
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