Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
—Noel Coward
Topics: Wit, Humor
Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.
—Noel Coward
Topics: Music
That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives since to equal it in strength? A sort of splendid carelessness it was, holding us together.
—Noel Coward
Topics: War
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
—Noel Coward
Topics: Memory
The air is like a draught of wine. The undertaker cleans his sign, The Hull express goes off the line, When it is raspberry time in Runcorn.
—Noel Coward
Topics: Wine
Television is for appearing on – not for looking at.
—Noel Coward
Topics: Television
My importance to the world is relatively small. On the other hand, my importance to myself is tremendous. I am all I have to work with, to play with, to suffer and to enjoy. It is not the eyes of others that I am wary of, but of my own. I do not intend to let myself down more than I can possibly help, and I find that the fewer illusions I have about myself or the world around me, the better company I am for myself.
—Noel Coward
Topics: Worth, Realization, Awareness, Acceptance
I’ve sometimes thought of marrying, and then I’ve thought again.
—Noel Coward
Topics: Marriage
My advice about acting? Speak clearly, don’t bump into people, and if you must have motivation, think of your pay packet on Friday.
—Noel Coward
Topics: Simplicity, Motivation
Work is more fun than fun.
—Noel Coward
Topics: Work
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age—which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
—Noel Coward
Topics: Taxes, Taxation
It’s discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
—Noel Coward
Topics: Honesty, Integrity
I love criticism just so long as it’s unqualified praise.
—Noel Coward
Topics: Criticism, Praise
Work is much more fun than fun.
—Noel Coward
Topics: Fun, Work
The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.
—Noel Coward
Topics: Morals, Morality
I don’t believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.
—Noel Coward
There’s always something fishy about the French.
—Noel Coward
Topics: Nation, Nationalism, Nations, Nationality
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