If you don’t learn from your mistakes, There’s no point in making them.
—Laurence J. Peter
Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Advertising
Don’t knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Wealth
Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes your destiny, and your hour-by-hour mental conduct produces power for change in your life. Develop a train of thought on which to ride. The nobility of your life as well as your happiness depends upon the direction in which that train of thought is going.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Imagination
Men now monopolize the upper levels… depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Feminism, Women
Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
—Laurence J. Peter
When I want your opinion I’ll give it to you.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Opinion, Opinions
The man who believes he can do it is probably right, and so is the man who believes he can’t.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Beliefs
America is a country that doesn’t know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Speed
Two can live as cheaply as one – if they both have good jobs.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Jobs
If you don’t know where you’re going, you will probably end up somewhere else.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Goals
Don’t believe in miracles—depend on them.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Luck, Miracles
Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Prejudice
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Prejudice, Education
If at first you don’t succeed, lie, lie again.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Success, Success & Failure, Lies
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Originality, Innovation
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Decisions
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Ability
Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Effort
If a cluttered desk is the sign of an cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Mind
Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Politicians, Politics
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Bureaucracy
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Adversity, Opportunity
An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to.
—Laurence J. Peter
Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Problems
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Intelligence
Reality is for people who can’t face drugs.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Reality
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Democracy
Hereditary is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
—Laurence J. Peter
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
—Laurence J. Peter
Topics: Taxes
Wondering Whom to Read Next?
- Frank Moore Colby American Writer, Editor
- Saul Bellow Canadian-born American Novelist
- A. M. Rosenthal Canadian-born American Editor
- S. I. Hayakawa Canadian-Born Academic
- Booker T. Washington African-American Educationist
- Mortimer J. Adler American Philosopher, Educator
- Horace Mann American Educator
- Anne Sullivan Macy American Educator
- Robert H. Shaffer American Educator
- E. Merrill Root American Educator, Poet
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