Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
—Joseph Heller
The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he’s on.
—Joseph Heller
Topics: Perspective
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
—Joseph Heller
Topics: Immortality
Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
—Joseph Heller
Topics: Failure, Success, Success is not everything
Like Olympic medals and tennis trophies, all they signified was that the owner had done something of no benefit to anyone more capably than everyone else.
—Joseph Heller
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.
—Joseph Heller
Topics: Failure
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it had been all three.
—Joseph Heller
Topics: Mediocrity
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
—Joseph Heller
Topics: Laughter
When I grow up, I want to be a little boy.
—Joseph Heller
Topics: Aging, Inner-child
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
—Joseph Heller
Topics: Dreams
Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
—Joseph Heller
Topics: War
Insanity is contagious.
—Joseph Heller
Topics: Insanity
Wondering Whom to Read Next?
- Ben Hecht American Screenwriter
- Norman Mailer American Novelist, Journalist
- Don DeLillo American Author
- William Goldman Hollywood Screenwriter
- Sinclair Lewis American Novelist
- Raymond Chandler American Novelist
- Howard Zinn American Historian, Activist
- Russell Hoban American Author
- Truman Capote American Novelist
- William Saroyan American Playwright, Novelist
Leave a Reply