Inspirational Quotations

Inspirational Quotes by Johnny Carson (American Comedian)

Johnny Carson (1925–2005,) fully John William Carson, was an American television personality and comedian. One of America’s most venerated entertainers, this “King of Late Night Television” hosted The Tonight Show for 30 years.

Born in Corning, Iowa, Carson studied journalism at Nebraska University and started his profession as a radio comedy writer. He worked as a television announcer in Omaha, Nebraska, and Los Angeles before producing his television comedy show, Carson’s Cellar (1951.) He became a writer for The Red Skelton Show, which led to The Johnny Carson Show (1955–56.)

As host of The Tonight Show 1962–92, Carson launched the standard format for television chat shows—including the guest couch and the band. His comic methods and interviewing techniques won over a vast audience and spawned many imitators in the decades that followed.

On 22-May-1992, Carson hosted The Tonight Show for the final time—that episode drew some 50 million viewers. Comedian Jay Leno replaced Carson as the host of the late-night staple show.

Carson wrote Happiness is a Dry Martini (1965.)

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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
—Johnny Carson
Topics: Happiness

Talent alone won’t make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: “Are you ready?”
—Johnny Carson
Topics: Opportunity

Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re doing, you’ll like yourself, you’ll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
—Johnny Carson
Topics: Peace

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
—Johnny Carson
Topics: Cities, City Life

My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
—Johnny Carson

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
—Johnny Carson
Topics: Life and Living

If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.
—Johnny Carson
Topics: Eating

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
—Johnny Carson
Topics: Death, Health

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
—Johnny Carson
Topics: Money

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
—Johnny Carson
Topics: Marriage

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money
—Johnny Carson

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
—Johnny Carson
Topics: Dying, Death

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t grow up can be vice president.
—Johnny Carson

People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
—Johnny Carson

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
—Johnny Carson
Topics: Marriage

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