The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
—Herb Caen
Topics: Immortality
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
—Herb Caen
Topics: Experience, Wisdom
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
—Herb Caen
Topics: Christians, Christianity
The clock doesn’t matter in baseball. Time stands still or moves backwards. Theoretically, one game could go on forever. Some seem to.
—Herb Caen
Topics: Baseball
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