There are plenty of good five cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter.
—Franklin P. Adams
Too much truth is uncouth.
—Franklin P. Adams
Topics: Truth
Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn’t get anyone else to listen to.
—Franklin P. Adams
Topics: Confidence
Count the day when, turning on its axis, this earth imposes no additional taxes.
—Franklin P. Adams
Topics: Taxes
Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.
—Franklin P. Adams
Topics: Health
In the order named, these are the hardest to control: Wine, Women, and Song.
—Franklin P. Adams
Topics: Wine
Years ago we discovered the exact point the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
—Franklin P. Adams
Topics: Age, Aging
Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.
—Franklin P. Adams
Topics: Memory
We have nothing in our history or position to invite aggression; we have everything to beckon us to the cultivation of relations of peace and amity with all nations.
—Franklin P. Adams
Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
—Franklin P. Adams
Topics: Voting, Elections
Nobody can write such ironic things unless he has a deep sense of injustice-injustice to those members of the race who are victims of the stupid, the pretentious and the hypocritical.
—Franklin P. Adams
Conscience: A small, still voice that makes minority reports.
—Franklin P. Adams
Topics: Conscience
What this country needs is a good five cent cigar.
—Franklin P. Adams
The rich man has his motor car,
His country and his town estate
He smokes a fifty-cent cigar
And jeers at fate.
Yet though my lamp burn low and dim,
Though I must slave for livelihood,
Think you that I would change with him?
You bet I would!
—Franklin P. Adams
Topics: Wealth
I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.
—Franklin P. Adams
While the work or play is on … don’t constantly feel you ought to be doing the other.
—Franklin P. Adams
Topics: Concentration, Focus
Having imagination, it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that, if you were unimaginative, would take you only a minute. Or you might not write the paragraph at all.
—Franklin P. Adams
Topics: Writing
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