Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Home
A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Morals, Morality
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Voting, Elections, Stupidity
Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Ignorance
If you want to see the sunshine, you have to weather the storm.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Endurance, Difficulties, Resolve, Weather, Perseverance, Adversity
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Winners, Oddity, Peculiarity, Winning
Remember when $25,000 was a success? Now it is a garbage collector.
—Frank Lane
Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Time Management, Time, Lawyers
A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Optimism
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Conservatives
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Humor, Jokes
If the real estate gang could, they’d raise the rents in the graveyard.
—Frank Lane
Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Sin
A liberal is man who will give away everything he doesn’t own.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Liberalism
Rome had Senators too, and that is why it declined.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Politics, Politicians
The way to a woman’s heart is through your wallet.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Love
The news of any politician’s death should be listed under “Public Improvements.”
—Frank Lane
Topics: Politics
Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Business
Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. On Washington D. C.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Cities, City Life
The great American novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Books, Reading
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Enemy, Enemies
Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Greatness, Greatness & Great Things
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