Don’t be crazy to do a lot of things you can’t do .
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Difficulty, Difficulties
The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Cats
You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue—agree with him.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Agreement
Youth is about the only thing worth having, and that is about the only thing youth has.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Youth
A modest man is usually admired, if people ever hear of him.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Humility, Modesty
As a man handles his troubles during the day, so he goes to bed at night a General, Captain, or Private.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Difficulty, Difficulties
At first a woman doesn’t want anything but a husband, but as soon as she gets one, she wants everything else in the world.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Husbands
The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Doing
People are always neglecting something they can do in trying to do something they can’t do.
—E. W. Howe
The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Arguments, Argument, Satisfaction
I do not love my neighbor as myself, and apologize to no one.
—E. W. Howe
Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Truth
The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Fight, Fighting
You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Forgiveness
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Pleasure
Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Friendship, Friends and Friendship, Enemies
I believe in grumbling; it is the politest form of fighting known.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Pessimism, Complaining, Complaints
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Advertising, Marriage
The most agreeable thing in life is worthy accomplishment. It is not possible that the idle tramp is as contented as the farmers along the road who own their own farms, and whose credit is good at the bank in town. When the tramps get together at night, they abuse the farmers, but do not get as much satisfaction out of it as do the farmers who abuse the tramps. The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Argument, Arguments, Satisfaction
Everyone suffers wrongs for which there is no remedy.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Injury
A thief believes everybody steals.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Crime
When a man has no reason to trust himself, he trusts in luck.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Trust
There is only one thing people like that is good for them; a good night’s sleep.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Sleep, Relaxation
When a man says money can do anything, that settles it. He hasn’t any.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Money
A woman who can’t forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Forgiveness
American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Freedom
The natural man has a difficult time getting along in the world. Half the people think he is a scoundrel because he is not a hypocrite.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Deception, Honor
The average man’s judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Judgment, Judgement, Judges, Judging
The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but in failing to use that one talent.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Appreciation, Gratitude, Blessings
We must be truthful and fair in the ordinary affairs of life before we can be truthful and fair in patriotism and religion.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Truth
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