Inspirational Quotes by Don Herold (American Humorist)

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people.
—Don Herold
Topics: Morality

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
—Don Herold
Topics: Learning

Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.
—Don Herold

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want, and killing ourselves to get it.
—Don Herold

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
—Don Herold
Topics: Work

Don’t ever slam a door, you might want to go back.
—Don Herold
Topics: Opportunity

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.
—Don Herold
Topics: The Poor, Poverty

There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.
—Don Herold
Topics: Cities, City Life

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I’d have fewer imaginary ones.
—Don Herold
Topics: Worry

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it
—Don Herold
Topics: Golf

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
—Don Herold
Topics: Intelligence, Intellectuals

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
—Don Herold
Topics: Humor

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.
—Don Herold
Topics: Temptation

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
—Don Herold
Topics: Life and Living

Babies are such a nice way to start people
—Don Herold
Topics: Babies, Funny quotes

I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.
—Don Herold
Topics: Wealth

There’s one thing about baldness, it’s neat.
—Don Herold
Topics: Appearance

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