Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
—Thomas Masson
Topics: Alcoholism, Alcohol
There are seventy million books in American libraries, but the one you want is always out.
—Thomas Masson
Topics: Libraries
We come to learn that it does not pay to grieve too much over our errors. Ordinarily we try to do the best we can.
—Thomas Masson
Topics: Sorrow
There is no man so low down that the cure for his condition does not lie strictly within himself.
—Thomas Masson
Topics: Self-reliance, Confidence
No brain is stronger than its weakest think.
—Thomas Masson
Topics: Thoughts, Thought, Thinking
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