Middle age: The time when you’ll do anything to feel better, except give up what is hurting you.
—Robert Quillen
Topics: Age
Character is made by what you stand for; reputation by what you fall for.
—Robert Quillen
Topics: Reputation
Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; an argument an exchange of ignorance.
—Robert Quillen
Topics: Arguments, Knowledge
Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back.
—Robert Quillen
Topics: Diet, Weight
If you count all your assets, you always show a profit.
—Robert Quillen
Topics: Silver Linings, Blessings, Profit, Gratitude
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