Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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