You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, and I guarantee you’ll win no matter the outcome.
Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain’t no time to be sane.
Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.
There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there’s a bowl of milk in it for them.
God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
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