Henry “Henny” Youngman (1906–98) was an English-American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the “one-liner”; his best known one-liner being “Take my wife… please”.
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What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.
—Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
—Henny Youngman
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