It’s not what you are; it’s what you don’t become that hurts.
Happiness isn’t something you experience; it’s something you remember.
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you will find the real tinsel underneath.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
I once said cynically of a politician, He’ll double-cross that bridge when he comes to it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
A symphonic conductor should reconcile himself to the realization that, regardless of his approach or temperament, the eventual result is the same — the orchestra will hate him.
An epigram is only a wisecrack that’s played at Carnegie Hall.
Wondering Whom to Read Next?
- Vladimir Horowitz Russian-born American Pianist
- Arthur Rubinstein American Pianist
- Stephen Sondheim American Musician
- Sammy Davis, Jr. American Singer
- Barbra Streisand American Musician
- Elvis Presley American Musician
- Mel Brooks American Film Actor
- Louis Armstrong American Musician
- Tupac Shakur American Rapper, Actor
- Danny Kaye American Actor