What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of truth.
—Roland Barthes (1915–80) French Writer, Critic, Teacher
Laughing at someone else is an excellent way of learning how to laugh at oneself; and questioning what seem to be the absurd beliefs of another group is a good way of recognizing the potential absurdity of many of one’s own cherished beliefs.
—Gore Vidal (1925–48) American Novelist, Essayist, Journalist, Playwright
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
—H. L. Mencken (1880–1956) American Journalist, Literary Critic
In the present state of the world it is difficult not to write lampoons.
—Juvenal (c.60–c.136 CE) Roman Poet
The cynic is one who never sees a good quality in a man, and never fails to see a bad one. He is the human owl, vigilant in darkness and blind to light, mousing for vermin, and never seeing noble game.
—Henry Ward Beecher (1813–87) American Clergyman, Writer
We may learn to know the world as we please: it will always retain a bright and a dark side.
—Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749–1832) German Poet
Cynicism is cheap—you can buy it at any Monoprix store—it’s built into all poor-quality goods.
—Graham Greene (1904–91) British Novelist, Playwright, Short Story Writer
I am skeptical in principle, gullible in practice.
—Mason Cooley (1927–2002) American Aphorist
A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past; he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future.
—Sydney J. Harris (1917–86) American Essayist, Drama Critic
Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.
—Fyodor Dostoyevsky (1821–81) Russian Novelist, Essayist, Writer
Satire is focused bitterness.
—Leo Rosten (1908–97) Polish-born American Humorist, Screenwriter, Writer
I believe no satirist could breathe this air. If another Juvenal or Swift could rise up among us tomorrow, he would be hunted down. If you have any knowledge of our literature, and can give me the name of any man, American born and bred, who has anatomized our follies as a people, and not as this or that party; and who has escaped the foulest and most brutal slander, the most inveterate hatred and intolerant pursuit; it will be a strange name in my ears, believe me.
—Charles Dickens (1812–70) English Novelist
Cynicism is the intellectual cripple’s substitute for intelligence.
—Russell Lynes (1910–91) American Art Historian, Photographer, Author, Editor
Do not sit long with a sad friend. When you go to a garden do you look at the weeds? Spend more time with the roses and jasmines.
—Jalal ad-Din Muhammad Rumi (1207–73) Persian Muslim Mystic
A cynic can chill and dishearten with a single word.
—Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803–82) American Philosopher
It is said that truth comes from the mouths of fools and children: I wish every good mind which feels an inclination for satire would reflect that the finest satirist always has something of both in him.
—Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742–99) German Philosopher, Physicist
Blows are sarcasm’s turned stupid.
—George Eliot (Mary Anne Evans) (1819–80) English Novelist
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
—Unknown
Don’t be a cynic and disconsolate preacher. Don’t bewail and moan. Omit the negative propositions. Challenge us with incessant affirmatives. Don’t waste yourself in rejection, or bark against the bad, but chant the beauty of the good.
—Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803–82) American Philosopher
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil; for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it.
—Thomas Carlyle (1795–1881) Scottish Historian, Essayist
Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.
—Lord Byron (George Gordon Byron) (1788–1824) English Romantic Poet
The pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; the optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
—Unknown
Cynicism is the humor of hatred.
—Herbert Beerbohm Tree (1852–1917) English Actor, Theater Personality
The only deadly sin I know is cynicism.
—Henry L. Stimson (1867–1950) American Political leader, Military Leader, Lawyer
There are people who have an appetite for grief; pleasure is not strong enough and they crave pain. They have mithridatic stomachs which must be fed on poisoned bread, natures so doomed that no prosperity can sooth their ragged and disheveled desolation.
—Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803–82) American Philosopher
Satirists gain the applause of others through fear, not through love.
—William Hazlitt (1778–1830) English Essayist
The cynic, a parasite of civilization, lives by denying it, for the very reason that he is convinced that it will not fail.
—Jose Ortega y. Gasset (1883–1955) Spanish Critic, Journalist, Philosopher
Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized.
—Mark Twain (1835–1910) American Humorist
Cynicism is humor in ill health.
—H. G. Wells (1866–1946) English Novelist, Historian, Social Thinker
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
—H. L. Mencken (1880–1956) American Journalist, Literary Critic
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