Unhappy is the man who is not so much dissatisfied with what he has as with what the other fellow possesses.
—Chauncey Depew
Topics: Happiness
The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing something.
—Chauncey Depew
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
—Chauncey Depew
Topics: Exercise
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
—Chauncey Depew
Topics: Optimism, Women, Funny quotes
As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth.
—Chauncey Depew
Topics: Diet, Weight
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