The way to a woman’s heart is through your wallet.
Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
Remember when $25,000 was a success? Now it is a garbage collector.
A liberal is man who will give away everything he doesn’t own.
If the real estate gang could, they’d raise the rents in the graveyard.
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.
A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.
The news of any politician’s death should be listed under “Public Improvements.”
Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
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