Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Friendship, Friends and Friendship, Enemies
When I am idle and shiftless, my affairs become confused; when I work, I get results… not great results, but enough to encourage me.
—E. W. Howe
At first a woman doesn’t want anything but a husband, but as soon as she gets one, she wants everything else in the world.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Husbands
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
—E. W. Howe
If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
—E. W. Howe
The most destructive criticism is indifference.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Boredom
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
—E. W. Howe
Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Worry
There is nothing so well known as that we should not expect something for nothing—but we all do and call it Hope.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Hope
I do not love my neighbor as myself, and apologize to no one.
—E. W. Howe
We must be truthful and fair in the ordinary affairs of life before we can be truthful and fair in patriotism and religion.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Truth
Everyone suffers wrongs for which there is no remedy.
—E. W. Howe
Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Ideals, Perfection
Don’t abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Friendship
People are always neglecting something they can do in trying to do something they can’t do.
—E. W. Howe
No man’s credit is ever as good as his money.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Money
A whipping never hurts so much as the thought that you are being whipped.
—E. W. Howe
Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Punctuality, Morning
Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Truth
Common sense is compelled to make its way without the enthusiasm of anyone; all admit it grudgingly.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Common Sense
When a man has no reason to trust himself, he trusts in luck.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Trust
A thief believes everybody steals.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Crime
Most of us are either too thin to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Eating
A theory is no more like a fact than a photograph is like a person.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Theory
No man’s credit is as good as his money.
—E. W. Howe
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Babies, Children, Family
You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Forgiveness
When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Friendship
It may be a cold, clammy thing to say, but those that treat friendship the same as any other selfishness seem to get the most out of it.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Friends and Friendship
The little trouble in the world that is not due to love is due to friendship.
—E. W. Howe
Every successful man I have heard of has done the best he could with conditions as he found them…
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Success, Success & Failure
Half the unhappiness in the world is due to the failure of plans which were never reasonable, and often impossible.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Realistic Expectations
What people say behind your back is your standing in the community.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Reputation, Character
The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but in failing to use that one talent.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Blessings, Appreciation, Gratitude
If you attend to your work, and let your enemy alone, someone else will come along some day, and do him up for you.
—E. W. Howe
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Adversity, Advice, Fear, Anxiety, Difficulties
The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can’t get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Sleep
The average man’s judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Judgment
A modest man is usually admired, if people ever hear of him.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Humility
One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.
—E. W. Howe
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