If a woman doesn’t chase a man a little, she doesn’t love him.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Love
Everyone suffers wrongs for which there is no remedy.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Injury
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
—E. W. Howe
No one can help you in holding a good job except Old Man You.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Confidence, Self-reliance, Success
Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Adversity
Don’t be crazy to do a lot of things you can’t do .
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Difficulties, Difficulty
All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Justice, Trials
As a man handles his troubles during the day, so he goes to bed at night a General, Captain, or Private.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Difficulty, Difficulties
A modest man is usually admired, if people ever hear of him.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Modesty, Humility
Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Crime, Criminals
When I am idle and shiftless, my affairs become confused; when I work, I get results… not great results, but enough to encourage me.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Secrets of Success
Man is still a savage to the extent that he has little respect for anything that cannot hurt him.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Respect
The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Doing
A woman who can’t forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Forgiveness
Probably no man ever had a friend he did not dislike a little; we are all so constituted by nature that no one can possibly entirely approve of us.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Friendship
You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Forgiveness
If you attend to your work, and let your enemy alone, someone else will come along some day, and do him up for you.
—E. W. Howe
A young man is a theory, an old man is a fact.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Theory, Assumptions
There is only one thing people like that is good for them; a good night’s sleep.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Sleep, Relaxation
Nothing is wonderful when you get used to it.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Familiarity
Half the promises people say were never kept, were never made.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Promises
The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Fight, Fighting
To be an ideal guest, stay at home.
—E. W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
—E. W. Howe
Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Friends and Friendship, Enemies, Friendship
No man’s credit is ever as good as his money.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Money
I believe in grumbling; it is the politest form of fighting known.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Pessimism, Complaining, Complaints
The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Secrets
Virtue must be valuable, if men and women of all degrees pretend to have it.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Virtue
Friends are like a pleasant park where you wish to go; while you may enjoy the flowers, you may not eat them.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Courtesy, Friendship
The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Satisfaction, Arguments, Argument
When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Music
Youth is about the only thing worth having, and that is about the only thing youth has.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Youth
American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Freedom
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Secrets
The little trouble in the world that is not due to love is due to friendship.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Reason
The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Home
Don’t abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Friends, Friendship
If you knew how cowardly your enemy is, you would slap him. Bravery is knowledge of the cowardice in the enemy.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Fear, Cowardice, Anxiety, Courage
What people say behind your back is your standing in the community.
—E. W. Howe
Topics: Reputation, Character
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