Al Gore has gained a lot of weight lately. Of course, unlike his former boss he only has to worry about getting into his own pants.
There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to minute count of gun-related crimes in New York. Some goofball is going to shoot someone just to see the numbers move.
Topics: Crime, Criminals
There is no off position on the genius switch.
Number one: Don’t frisk me. Don’t hurt me physically. Don’t get anywhere near my neck. And don’t call me Regis. Advice to his guests
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