The window to the world can be covered by a newspaper.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Media
You will always find some Eskimos willing to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Advice
You can change your faith without changing gods, and vice versa.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Faith
The weakest link in a chain is the strongest because it can break it.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Strength
You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Patience
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Responsibility, Snow
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Change, Parties, Celebration
Intelligence, in diapers, is invisible. And when it matures, out the window it flies. We have to pounce on it earlier.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Intelligence, Intellectuals
When everything has to be right, something isn’t.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Perfection
The first condition of immortality is death.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
The finger of God never leaves identical fingerprints.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: God
People find life entirely too time-consuming.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Life and Living
There are grammatical errors even in his silence.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Silence
The first requisite for immortality is death.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Some like to understand what they believe in. Others like to believe in what they understand.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Faith, Beliefs, Belief
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Parties, Celebration, Change
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don’t bite everybody.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Thoughts, Thought, Thinking
He who limps still walks.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Blessings
Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Truth
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Progress
He who limps is still walking.
—Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Topics: Action