Douglas William Jerrold (1803–57) was an English dramatist, journalist, and humorist whose work appeared in prominent journals of his time. None of his plays has survived, even though he had contemporaneous success as a playwright.
Born in London, Jerrold joined the navy as a midshipman in 1813, apprenticed with a printer, became a dramatic author of the Surrey Theatre, and then worked as a compositor on the Sunday Monitor 1819 before becoming its drama critic.
Jerrold achieved success in the theatre with Black-Eyed Susan (1829,) a nautical melodrama that draws on the patriotic tar (sailor) while critiquing authoritarianism in the British Navy.
Jerrold also edited the Illuminated Magazine 1843–44, Jerrold’s Shilling Magazine 1845–48, Douglas Jerrold’s Weekly Newspaper 1846–48 and from 1852 Lloyd’s Weekly Newspaper.
From 1841, Jerrold was one of the contributors to the newly launched humorous journal Punch, writing under the pseudonym ‘Q.’ He mastered an exclusive brand of Victorian humor in a series of articles called “Mrs. Caudle’s Curtain Lectures” (1845) for Punch.
A prolific journalist, Jerrold wrote much that is bitter and personal, in sharp contrast to the cheerfulness of his “Curtain Lectures,” which appeared in book form (1846) and regularly reprinted. His comedies, The Bride of Ludgate (1831,) Time Works Wonders (1845,) and The Catspaw (1850,) were less successful. William Makepeace Thackeray illustrated Jerrold’s studies of Men of Character (1838.)
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How beautiful can time with goodness make an old man look.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: Age
Fortunes made in no time are like shirts made in no time; it’s ten to one if they hang long together.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: Fortune
There is a sanctity in suffering when meekly born. Our duty, though set about by thorns, may still be made a staff, supporting even while it tortures. Cast it away, and, like the prophet’s rod, it changes to a snake.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: Trials
Soldiers looked at as they ought to be are to the world as poppies to corn fields.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Treason is like diamonds; there is nothing to be made by the small trader.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: Revolution
The surest way to hit a woman’s heart is to take aim kneeling.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: Heart
In the intercourse of the world people should not take words as so much genuine coin of standard metal, but merely as counters that people play with.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: Language
We love peace, but not peace at any price.—There is a peace more destructive of the manhood of living man, than war is destructive of his body.—Chains are worse than bayonets.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: Peace
What would women do if they could not cry?—What poor, defenceless creatures they would be.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: Tears
Many a man who now lacks shoe-leather would wear golden spurs if knighthood were the reward of worth.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: Worth
The character that needs law to mend it, is hardly worth the tinkering.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: Character
In this world truth can wait; she is used to it.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: Truth
The best thing I know between France and England is the sea.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: Nation, Nationality, Nationalism, Nations
Blessed be the hand that prepares a pleasure for a child, for there is no saying when and where it may bloom forth.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: Children
Habitual intoxication is the epitome of every crime.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: Drunkenness
The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. If I were a grave digger, or even a hangman, there are some people I could work for with a good deal of enjoyment.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: Pleasure
He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing, but a supply of toothpicks.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: Charity
He was so benevolent, so merciful a man that, in his mistaken passion, he would have held an umbrella over a duck in a shower of rain.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: Kindness
Love’s like the measles, all the worse when it comes late in life.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: Love
Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: Gardening, Gardens
Slugs crawl and crawl over our cabbages, like the world’s slander over a good name. You may kill them, it is true, but there is the slime.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: Slander
It takes all sorts of people to make a world.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: World
Etiquette has no regard for moral qualities.
—Douglas William Jerrold
A strange volume of real life in the daily packet of the postman. Eternal love and instant payment.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: Letters
I never hear the rattling of dice that it does not sound to me like the funeral bell of the whole family.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Conscience, though ever so small a worm while we live, grows suddenly into a serpent on our deathbed.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: Conscience
Honest bread is very well, it’s butter that makes the temptation.
—Douglas William Jerrold
It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: Marriage, Weddings
The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: Exercise
Reputations, like beavers and cloaks, shall last some people twice the time of others.
—Douglas William Jerrold
Topics: Reputation
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